House M.D. (TV Series)
Cane and Able (2006)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
Quotes
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[the team has discovered a piece of metal lodged in the back of the patient's neck]
Dr. Gregory House : The results came back. The lab cannot identify the metal. Said it might not even be terrestrial.
Dr. Robert Chase : Really?
Dr. Gregory House : No, you idiot. It's titanium.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [a patient who believes he's abducted by aliens goes missing] House! Clancy's gone missing.
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, no! Well, you take Alpha Centauri, Foreman can look on Tatooine and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let's pray he hasn't gone into hyperdrive! We'll never catch him.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Hey, Foreman. Your momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
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Todd : [as his son's having a seizure] I thought you got it all!
Dr. Robert Chase : Yeah, yell at me. That'll fix the kid.
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Clancy Green : So I am kind of weird?
Dr. Robert Chase : We're all kind of weird.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [about the patient] Kid is a product of an in-vitro fertilization pregnancy. Had all his vaccinations, fractured his right ulna at age 3, chicken pox at age 5...
Dr. Gregory House : He ever get his feelings hurt? I'll need to know that, too.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm going to tell him.
Dr. Robert Chase : No, you're not.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Then come up with a cunning plan--and fast.
[walks away]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : She's not as delightful as she thinks she is.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Titanium is used to build nuclear subs. Pieces don't just break off.
Dr. Gregory House : Tell that to the guys on the Kursk.