House M.D. (TV Series)
Informed Consent (2006)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have you been doing all night?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Jello shots and wild sex, what else?
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[last lines]
Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron] I'm proud of you.
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Dr. Gregory House : How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : True, better be true and you're a pig.
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Dr. Gregory House : What's gonna happen here is that someone's getting a buttload of morphine. I'm not sure exactly who at this point.
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Dr. James Wilson : Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?
Dr. Gregory House : I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
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Dr. Gregory House : I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad.
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Dr. Gregory House : What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [to House, about Ezra's unethical research] He injected newborn babies with radioactive agents just to see if they'd urethral reflux.
Dr. Gregory House : He was curious.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron] You do know that you can't really pierce me with your stares.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : You cannot help him kill himself!
Dr. Gregory House : Of course I can. Chase says we do it all the time!
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Ezra] Don't go towards the light. You'll fall and break your hip.
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Dr. Gregory House : Fever? Aches? Weakness? Loss of appetite? Been having any anal sex with I.V. drug users lately?
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Dr. Gregory House : Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
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Dr. Gregory House : You either help him live or you help him die! You can't have it both ways.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [looking through a microscope as House comes] It's not Kawasaki's either. What's next?
Dr. Gregory House : Congo red.
Dr. Robert Chase : Amyloidosis?
Dr. Gregory House : What the hell else would I mean by "congo red"?
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Ezra] He says no more tests. He wants to die and he wants us to help him do it.
Dr. Gregory House : And I want to play a little game I like to call "Block My Spike" with Misty May.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Ali while examining her dad] Does his voice always have that unattractive nasal tone?
Ali : [laughs] Totally.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm gonna take that giggle as a no.
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Dr. Gregory House : What's the largest organ?
Dr. Robert Chase : Skin.
Dr. Gregory House : We need to get a piece.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [sarcastically to Chase] Sure. We'll just... wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in and take a piece!
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Dr. Gregory House : What? My fly open?
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Dr. Gregory House : They don't call it a stress test for nothing.
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Dr. Gregory House : Fresno? That's in France, right? See the Parthenon?
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Ezra Powell : I don't want to live hooked to machines, too weak to wipe my own ass.
Dr. Gregory House : Why would you want to wipe your own ass when you could have someone do it for you?
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Dr. Gregory House : He's unconscious. No more whining.
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Dr. Gregory House : Maybe he'll die right now, make everything easy for all of us.
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Dr. Gregory House : Come on, he's old, sick, tiny. We can do whatever we want to him.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] I thought you were only supposed to put on a pound a week during your last trimester.