Hannah Montana (TV Series)
My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble (2007)
Morgan York: Sarah
Quotes
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Sarah : [to Oliver] Without the baby, we have nothing to talk about, you're boring, and you use petroleum based hair gel. It's over. Bye Lilly!
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Sarah : So... how about that grade we got on the baby project?
Oliver Oken : Yeah... it's pretty great.
[long pause]
Sarah : Did you say something?
Oliver Oken : No.
Sarah : Oh, okay.
[long pause]
Oliver Oken : I'm just gonna go stretch my legs.
Sarah : Alright.
[walks over to Lily]
Oliver Oken : She's sufficating me!
Lilly Truscott : Sarah? The love of your life? The apple of your eye? The mother of your flour?
Oliver Oken : That's just it. Without the kid we have nothing to talk about.
Lilly Truscott : So, tell her how you feel and get it over with.
Oliver Oken : Lily, you don't understand, I mean... it would break her heart. I'm her Big Daddy Oken.
[Sarah taps him on the back]
Sarah : Big Daddy? I gotta be honest. Without the baby, we have nothing to talk about, you're boring and you use petroleum-based hair products. It's over.
[pause]
Sarah : Bye, Lily!
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Sarah : There's my little cuddle-wuddles.
[shows Oliver with flour sack]
Sarah : Mommy got you some strained beats from a non-profit native american commune.
Oliver Oken : Awww. Yummy. You missed it Sarah, sweetheart.
[sits flour sack on table]
Oliver Oken : He just learned how to sit up on his own.
Sarah : Oh! Good for you!
[pinches the flour sack's "cheek"]
Sarah : It won't be long before you're all grown up and making alternative fuel out of raisins.
Lilly Truscott : So... that's what this is all about.
Oliver Oken : What?
Lilly Truscott : Nothing. It's just you, Sarah and your flower child make a very cute family.
Sarah : Thank you.
Oliver Oken : Oh, Lily. You kidder. We're just friends doing an assignment. Nothing more.
[walks away]
Oliver Oken : Don't blow this for me. I really like her.
Lilly Truscott : [laughing:] Since when?
Oliver Oken : Since she became the mother of my assignment. Look, I can't explain it, but the more time I spend with her, the more I like her.
Sarah : Oliver. I'm getting worried. I think he looks a little pale.
Lilly Truscott : Of course he's pale! He's bleached flour!
[Oliver gives Lily and horrified look]
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Lilly Truscott : Oliver! You've got to get your board! The waves are incredible today.
[shows Sarah blowing raspberry on the flour sack]
Oliver Oken : How did I get so lucky?
Lilly Truscott : Everyone picked partners, and you were the only two left.
Sarah : Olikens? Where's the sunscreen? Now that they've destroyed the ozone layer, we have to protect little Ollie.
Oliver Oken : Coming, Sarah Boo.
[starts to walk over to Sarah, but Lily stops him]
Lilly Truscott : Olikens? Sarah Boo?
Oliver Oken : [voice breaking:] I know... my cup runneth over.
[goes over to Sarah and puts sunscreen on the flour sack]
Oliver Oken : Oh, there you go.
Sarah : Just think, one day, he could be a great humanitarion.
Lilly Truscott : Or a couple dozen cupcakes!
[Sarah and Oliver give Lily horrified looks]