Entourage (TV Series)
Sorry, Ari (2006)
Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold
Quotes
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Ari Gold : What the Hell are you mad at me for, Allen? I did everything I can to get Vince on A2. He's a kid, he made a mistake. You know he'd kill as Joey Ramone.
Allen Grey : Well, maybe he would, maybe he wouldn't. But I do know that Jake Gyllenhaal definitely will. I saw some of his camera tests for A2 - brilliant. You know what my only regret is, Ari? That I didn't put Jake in A1 because I could only imagine it would've been even bigger.
Dana Gordon : Allen, that's not really fair, okay? Vince was great.
Allen Grey : Well thank you, Dana, but you're only here to take notes not offer opinions. Since there really aren't any notes to be taking, you don't need to be here at all, do you? Hm? Come to think of it, neither do I. That's two minutes, Ari. Goodbye.
Ari Gold : Hard to believe that you've been divorced three times, Allen.
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[Ari is dodging Vince's calls]
Lloyd : I am so sorry, Vince, he is not here.
Vincent Chase : Oh, well then when he gets in tell him I'd like to have lunch.
Lloyd : [to Ari] He wants to have lunch.
[Ari mouths to Lloyd to make an excuse]
Lloyd : Vince, I've got his schedule, there's no way he can make lunch. He has a ginormously important lunch already planned.
[Ari angrily gestures]
Vincent Chase : Okay, then tell him to call me back.
Lloyd : Okay, I will.
[hangs up]
Ari Gold : Why the fuck did you just tell him I have a more important lunch? Do you think that's going to put a smile on his face?
Lloyd : What did you want me to say?
Ari Gold : That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would've been better. Wake the fuck up, Lloyd!
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Ari Gold : Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car right now, I'm game.
Dana Gordon : Rain check, Ari.
