Lippy the Lion and Hardy Har Har (TV Series)

See Saw (1962)

Daws Butler: Lippy the Lion, Pirate Captain

Quotes 

• Pirate Captain : Fifteen men on a treasure chest/Yo ho ho and a bottle of sarsaparilla!

• [first lines] 

  [Hardy and Lippy are floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean] 

  Hardy Har Har : Oh dear, oh my. We'll never see land again, Lippy.

  Lippy the Lion : Aw shucks, Hardy, stop your worry-wartin'. Hey! There's an island dead ahead!

  Hardy Har Har : Aw, it's probably infested with hostile natives. Oh dear, oh my.

• [after landing on a desert isle, Lippy and Hardy stumble upon a pirate captain burying a treasure chest] 

  Lippy the Lion : Ditchdigger, what's the name of this town?

  Pirate Captain : Shiver me timbers! You went and done it!

  Lippy the Lion : Went and done what?

  Hardy Har Har : Something awful. I just know it.

  Pirate Captain : You saw me bury my treasure and you know the old sayin'... .

  Lippy the Lion : A stitch in time saves nine?

  Hardy Har Har : Trouble comes in pairs?

  Pirate Captain : No! Dead men tell no tales and I'll see to that!

• [last lines] 

  [after blowing up Lippy's raft and his own ship with cannon fire, the pirate captain forces Lippy and Hardy to become his personal life raft] 

  Pirate Captain : It's six days to land so keep sailin' a straight course, you swabs!

  Hardy Har Har : Aye-aye, sir!

  Pirate Captain : I just know I'm going to develop barnacles. Oh dear, oh my.

• [the pirate captains shots at Lippy and Hardy as they flee] 

  Hardy Har Har : Oh dear, oh my.

  Lippy the Lion : For once I agree with you, Hardy!