- [Beavis and Butt-head just found two muddy golf balls]
- Butt-head: Beavis, your balls are filthy. Go to the ball-washer. Now.
- Tom Anderson: Wait a minute. These balls look kinda familiar.
- Butt-Head: Uh, many balls look the same, sir.
- Beavis: Yeah, I have two that are identical.
- Golfer: You're pulling your head on every stroke. Let me see your bag!
- [Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
- Golfer: Here, take my wood and try using a different grip on the shaft.