Samurai Jack (TV Series)

Episode XLVIII - Jack vs. Aku (2003)

Mako: Aku

Quotes 

• Aku : [dials phone number]  Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... What? Huh? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free? Excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

• Jack : That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!

  Aku : [shiftily]  Yes, it did.

• Aku : Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

  Jack : Your word play will not trick me, villain!

  [he attacks Aku] 

  Aku : No, wait! I'll be back again, Samurai - you'll see! Haaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

  [flutters over the horizon then reappears] 

  Aku : See what I mean?

• Aku : You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours!

• Jack : Aku!

  Aku : Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack.

  [Aku rolls his eyes] 

  Aku : How incredibly observant you are.

• Aku : [Aku is desperately finding the real sword among a plethora of fake ones]  ALRIGHT, JACK! WHERE IS THE SWORD?