- Person 1: I am often troubled by the morality of stealing. Due to repeated viewings of some of the best heist films in history, I find myself going into retail outlets and examining security systems, watching exits, looking for blind spots in the camera layout, etc. And while I think it might be interesting to execute a heist myself, I could never actually do it because I know that someone somewhere will probably get fired as a result of my actions. And I couldn't live with myself if that happened.
- Our Hero: I love your glasses. I think they look so good on you. In fact, I think you have excellent fashion sense in general. I'm always happy that you're sitting here when I walk by so I can catch a glance at whatever cute outfit you're wearing.
- Person 15: Thank you so much. I have a fiancée. And in six years I'm going to realize that I'm a lesbian. But I'm really glad you told me that.