Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Little Orphan Howard (2005)

Tom Owen: Tom

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Entwistle : OK, now what?

  Tom : Keep your eyes on your float.

  Entwistle : Watch float.

  Smiler : In case it moves.

  Entwistle : How long watch float?

  Tom : All the time. You never take your eyes off it.

  Entwistle : What are procedures in case of over-excitement?

• Tom : [about Smiler]  He eats like a donkey.

  Smiler : You work here, she treats you like a donkey.

  Auntie : What a wicked exaggeration in front of customers. Put his nose-bag on and shut him up.

  Nora : He doesn't look like he overeats. When does he stay so slim?

  Tom : She pays starvation wages.

  Auntie : I'm not paying as much as that. You'll get the usual and that's it!