- [last lines]
- Howard: Fancy telling people I were adopted.
- Clegg: You should have known that I was joking. People couldn't afford to adopt; they had to do it by installments. They only got as far as adopting one of your legs, and then the war broke out.
- Howard: You're pulling my leg again.
- [Howard starts to leave, then returns]
- Howard: Which leg?
- Tom: [about Smiler] He eats like a donkey.
- Smiler: You work here, she treats you like a donkey.
- Auntie: What a wicked exaggeration in front of customers. Put his nose-bag on and shut him up.
- Nora: He doesn't look like he overeats. When does he stay so slim?
- Tom: She pays starvation wages.
- Auntie: I'm not paying as much as that. You'll get the usual and that's it!