"Metalocalypse" The Curse of Dethklok (TV Episode 2006) - Mark Hamill as Senator Stampingston, Mr. Selatcia

Senator Stampingston : Gentlemen, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface Murderface Murderface. Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo. Nathan Explosion. I'm afraid that's all we know, gentlemen.

Jean-Pierre : [Jean-Pierre is presenting a bottle of wine to the band] Uh, from the Prime Minister of Norway. There are several cases. The finest wi...

Nathan Explosion : NOOOO! We never drink before a show; never!

William Murderface : [Murderface takes the bottle and pours some wine into his goblet]

[slurring his words]

William Murderface : Well, I'll have just a little drink.

Toki Wartooth : [Toki hoists a beer can] Me, too.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [Skwisgaar has a few empty beer cans in front of him] Me, too.

Pickles the Drummer : [the table in front of Pickles is covered in empty liquor bottles] Me, too.

Nathan Explosion : [pause] Me, too.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : All of our chefs, they has died a horrible death. What of that's do you t'ink?

Jean-Pierre : I would rather have my brains scooped out with a melon baller than to miss the opportunity to deliver the various cheese snacks to my beloved Dethklok.

Senator Stampingston : As you can see, Dethklok is no laughing matter. They're the world's greatest cultural force. A short time since the Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle Batsfjord Massacre Fest, every other coffee company has been obliterated. Completely blown out of the water.

General Krosier : [disgustedly] Freaks.

Senator Stampingston : These "freaks," as you call them, are currently worth billions. Gentlemen -

[the band members' faces appear on the screen behind Stampingston as he quotes their names, as heard in their song "Deththeme"]

Senator Stampingston : "Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. Pickles the Drummer... doodly-doo, uh - ding-dong... doodly... doodly-doo. Nathan Explosion." I'm afraid that's all we know, gentlemen.

Cardinal Ravenwood : I will remind you again of the Sumerian artifact. The resemblance is indisputable.

General Krosier : If they're the ones that we think they are, we should exterminate them immediately.

Mr. Selatcia : No.

[everyone turns to him]

Mr. Selatcia : We wait.

[the Dethcopter approaches the concert area. A giant metal cube with spikes on its sides deploys out the back cargo hatch, four parachutes at the top corners slowing its descent over the target concert area. The crowd "oohs" and smiles, anticipating its arrival as its shadow passes over them. Halfway down, the parachutes detach and the cube with its skull motifs plummets. It strikes the gorund off target, crushing a portion of the crowd. Those in its immediate vicinity lay on the ground, dismembered. Music begins and the surviving crowd cheers enthusiastically. Three walls of the cube fall away, revealing Dethklok playing in the stage inside while simultaneously crushing even more audience members. Panels slide out behind the stage and three giant screens rise up showing identical close-ups of Nathan Explosion as he begins to sing their death-metal coffee jingle]

Nathan Explosion : [spoken] Do you folks like coffee? *Real* coffee? From the hills of Columbia?

Nathan Explosion : [sung] Duncan Hills will wake you / From a thousand deaths / A cup of blackened blood

Toki Wartooth : [close-up] Die!

William Murderface : [close-up] Die!

Nathan Explosion : You're dying for a cup / Guatemalan blend / Ethiopian / French vanilla roast

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [close-up] Die!

William Murderface : [close-up] Die!

Nathan Explosion : You're dying for a cup / Prepare for ultimate flavor / You're gonna get some *now*! / And scream for your cream!

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf plays guitar prominently as giant pots of coffee are poured onto the crowd, scalding off their flesh, followed by giant cup of creamer, then more coffee and more cream. Pyrotechnics are launched...]

Nathan Explosion : Duncan Hills / Duncan Hills

[... a small explosion occurs in the pyrotechnics' control panel and two ricochet off each other in mid-air...]

Nathan Explosion : Duncan Hills

[... with one heading towards the Dethcopter...]

Nathan Explosion : Coffee!

[... where Jean-Pierre gasps as he sees it through a window heading for him. It smashes through the window, exploding where he stands, sending him straight up through the top of the Dethcopter...]

Jean-Pierre : Nooo...

[... into its massive blades where he is chopped into twenty pieces, his cry cut short. Dethklok looks up, sees the explosion from the blast, then are startled as they get splattered with his blood. Additional explosions rock the Dethcopter as it slowly lists and falls, narrowly missing their stage]

Senator Stampingston : Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo. Nathan Explosion.

Pickles : Are you aware of the fate of our last restaurant helicopter chef?

Jean-Pierre : His face was...

William Murderface : His face was SMASHED!

Jean-Pierre : Yes I know.

Toki Wartooth : He slips his hand and face, sluk hoevercrofe.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Hol... holvercraft.

Toki Wartooth : Coft.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Honoo...

Pickles : Hovercraft.

Toki Wartooth : Hoovman.

Pickles : Hovercraft!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Hloo...