- Bradley Buzzcut: You not only fail this assignment, you fail more miserably than any student I have the misfortune to teach.
- Bradley Buzzcut: Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now! Crapping and puking all over you! They cost a damn fortune to feed and all they do is make your life a misery, just like what you're doing to your parents right now!