Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 1 (2005 Video)

Missy Palmer: Marzipan

Quotes 

• Marzipan : [greeting on her Answering Machine]  Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.

  Strong Bad : [on Marzipan's Answering Machine]  Good afternoon, Marzipan. My name is Bob... Statesman. I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday. I'm calling to garner your vote. I support all the issues: save the animals, move the ocean over there, just like you. We are currently accepting campaign donations to support our cause against runoff candidate uh... Cory. In order to beat this guy, we need the contributions of s-constituents like you. We accept donations in the form of cash, all varieties of cupped cakes, and hard rock albums on cassette. As always, please put your donations in a cardboard box and leave it at the street. And really do it this time! I mean, I've never called you before to ask for anything... but seriously... put some stuff in the street!

• Marzipan : [greeting on her Answering Machine; sounding breathy]  Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.

  Strong Bad : [on Marzipan's answering machine; mimicking Marzipan]  Oh, hello, Marzipan. Uh, this is you, Marzipan, calling yourself, like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, um, and as hard as you can. Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... Uglypan... from now on. That's what everybody gonna call h... you, um, uh, me. Okay, I'ma see you tonight, because I'm you!

• Marzipan : [leaving a message on her own answering machine]  Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you, don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

• Marzipan : [leaving a message on her own answering machine]  Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan, just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you. Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.