Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 1 (2005 Video)

Mike Chapman: Pom Pom, Powered by The Cheat Homestar, Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, Powered by The Cheat Eh! Steve, Powered by The Cheat Marzipan, Powered by The Cheat Coach Z, Powered by The Cheat Bubs, Additional Voices, Self

Quotes 

• [Strong Bad is at a third-quarter earnings meeting in an office. He stands before an audience to both his right and left sides] 

  Strong Bad : Um, yes. Thank you, gentlemen. So, uh, how's everybody feeling out there?

  [after a pause, Strong Bad leans to his right] 

  Strong Bad : Lemme get all my shareholders on this side of the table to say, "Hey!"

  [He then leans to his left] 

  Strong Bad : And all my shareholders on this side of the table to say, "Ohhh!"

  [a shareholder clears his throat and Strong Bad holds up a Post-it note] 

  Strong Bad : So, lemme tell you about this Post-it note. Listen tightly. This thing's going to save the company millions!

  Shareholder : [deep, rumbling voice]  What about the earnings?

  Strong Bad : Ooh, yes. Earnings. Uh... can I have the country of origin, please?

  Shareholder : What?

  Strong Bad : Uh, can you use that in a sentence?

  Shareholder : Where are the earnings?

  Strong Bad : Yes, earnings. E-A-R-N...

  [He gets hit by a shoe and slumps over] 

  Strong Bad : Ow!

  Shareholder : Is this the kind of man we hire these days? He's a total liability!

  Homestar Runner : [appearing beside shareholder]  Yeah, liability. L-I-A-B-I...

  [Homestar, too, gets hit by a shoe and he, too, slumps over] 

• [Two programmers at Videlectrix are discussing the meaning of good graphics] 

  Programmer 1 : WHAT DID I SAY!

  Programmer 2 : Good gr... To make good...

  Programmer 1 : What did I tell you to do?

  Programmer 2 : To make good graphics.

  Programmer 1 : Good graphics!

  [He pounds his fist] 

  Programmer 1 : I come to work and I have to look at THIS mess!

  Programmer 2 : I can make good graphics!

  Programmer 1 : I... You better make good graphics! I'm supposed to release a video computer game on TV without this graphic!

  Programmer 2 : What?

  Programmer 1 : You heard me!

• Matt Chapman , Mike Chapman : [singing in sped-up voices]  Homestar, run, go! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Homestar Runner's really great! Homestar Runner, athalate! Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, too! Homestar Runner, we love you! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Homestar Runner, do your best! Homestar Runner, pass the test! Homestar Runner, mom and dad! Look out, Homestar! It's Strong Bad! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Hooomestaaar, run! Run! Hooomestaaar, run. Weekdays.

• Powered by The Cheat Homestar : [to Strong Bad]  I'll have some, soup.

  Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad : [tripping up Homestar]  The Cheat, get the man *some* soup.

  The Cheat : [a The Cheat noise as he pours soup on Homestar's eyes] 

  Powered by The Cheat Homestar : Okay, hot soup is on my eye.

  [the Cheat jumps on Homestar's face and dances on it as hip-hop music plays in the background] 

  Powered by The Cheat Homestar : Oh, no! Now you're doing a hip-hop dance on my head!

  Powered by The Cheat Coach Z : [appearing]  Hey! That's a good dance!