- Jennifer: [Jennifer and Dawn are dressed in their attire from Gone with the Wind, Jennifer prods Dawn in the breast] It's good that
- [Jennifer plays with Dawn's breasts and buttocks and making silly sound effects while Dawn looks unimpressed at the camera]
- Jennifer: It's good isn't it?
- Dawn: [Serious tone] I've taken the padding off Jennifer.
- [Holding up a T-shirt with the word Chanel written across]
- Jennifer: How much you think that cost?
- Dawn: T-shirt? Three pound fifty, tops.
- Jennifer: Forty quid.
- Dawn: No!
- Jennifer: Forty quid she paid for that, I couldn't believe it. You know how's I know? Dry clean, apparently. Dry clean a t-shirt, I couldn't believe it. I should be dry cleaning her knickers next time.
- [they are spoofing "Gone With the Wind"; Jennifer is affecting a Southern accent]
- Jennifer: Oh whatever will I wear to the party tonight, Mammie?
- Dawn: [in her normal English accent] I thought you were going to wear this frock.
- Jennifer: [grabs the dress] Oh fiddle-dee-dee!
- Dawn: Should I have that dry-cleaned, then?
- Jennifer: [reverts to her English accent] What?
- Dawn: The dress? Do you want me to go and drop it at the dry cleaners?
- Jennifer: Maybe you should just go and beat it on a rock!
- Dawn: What? Why?
- Jennifer: Because you're my SLAVE!
- Dawn: [dressed like Mammie from Gone With the Wind] Hello! Just popping in to check and see how you're getting on with your freedom as, you see, I haven't got any.
- [in a "Gone With the Wind" spoof]
- Jennifer: [doing her best to affect a Southern accent] Why aren't you wearing the face paint I gave you?
- Dawn: I tried it on but it just looked stupid.
- Jennifer: Well are you at least going to try the accent?
- Dawn: Oh, I meant to ask you about that. Do you think I should?
- Jennifer: Well, try it. "How are you doing today?"
- Dawn: Oh, very well, thank you. I had lunch and...
- Jennifer: No, SAY it!
- Dawn: Oh.
- [attempts a Southern accent and sounds more like a mentally ill person]
- Dawn: Howarryu durrin? HAH-AH-AR-YER-DORN?
- Jennifer: Oh, fiddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee dee. Bring me some crushed ice and a surrey with a fringe on top!
- Dawn: Well are YOU going to try the accent?
- Jennifer: [breaks character angrily] I *AM*!