CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Fannysmackin' (2006)

Gary Dourdan: CSI Warrick Brown

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• Catherine Willows : Pig and the piglets are in the pigpen.

  Warrick Brown : About time. Finally some good news.

  Catherine Willows : Did you know Pig, a.k.a Cole Tritt, was the only adult? The rest were all under 18. One was 14.

  Warrick Brown : You're kidding. Who raises these kids?

  Catherine Willows : I mean, they weren't all delinquents. Demetrius James was a college student.

  Nick Stokes : Hangin' out with the wrong crowd in the wrong town. I'm tellin' ya, havin' a fake I.D in Las Vegas is like havin' a - a free ticket on the hell train. Sex, drugs, gambling, no adult supervision, 24/7, by the time they're 21 they've done and seen it all.

  Catherine Willows : Make me slit my wrists why don't ya? I'm raising a teenager here.

  Warrick Brown : Ah, you're doin' a great job, Linds is gonna turn out to be a beautiful young woman. Besides, I grew up in Vegas, I didn't turn out so bad, did I?

  Nick Stokes : Yeah. That was pre-Mirage. Back when you were goin' to the casino, playin' the arcade games. Nah, Vegas is a different animal now.

  Warrick Brown : Yeah, these kids need to beat people up in the street to be entertained. They need some good discipline, they need their grandmother whuppin' their ass like I had.

  Nick Stokes : Yeah, a good slap.

  Sara Sidle : You know, it kinda sounds like you guys are blaming everyone but these kids. I mean, you don't get a bye just because you grew up here or your parents are on drugs or - - those kids were perfectly capable of telling the difference between a wild night out and beating somebody to death.

  Gil Grissom : The truth is, a moral compass can only point you in the right direction, it can't make you go there. Our culture preaches that you shouldn't be ashamed of anything you do anymore. And unfortunately this city is built on the principle that there's no such thing as guilt. "Do whatever you want, we won't tell." So without a conscience, there's nothing to stop you from killing someone. And evidently you don't even have to feel bad about it.

• Cole 'Pig' Tritt : Man, you're weak, weak, weak, weak.

  [Nick walks up to him] 

  Cole 'Pig' Tritt : I'm sorry, you're not weak. You're a joke.

  Warrick Brown : Nick, Nick.

  [Nick looks at Warrick, grinning; Warrick shakes his head; Nick hits Tritt. Warrick runs over and pulls Nick back] 

  Cole 'Pig' Tritt : Man, anyone get that on video?

  [holds up his cell phone] 

  Cole 'Pig' Tritt : I'll take a picture myself.

• Nick Stokes : I am sick of these punks, man. I'm serious, I'm sick of it.

  Warrick Brown : Then you're in the wrong town.

  Nick Stokes : Maybe.