Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Charlie Don't Surf (2006)

Lee Weaver: Walter

Quotes 

• Veronica Mars : [Hands store clerk a photo]  Do you remember this girl? Her name is Claire.

  Walter : Yeah, I saw her. So drunk she could barely stand. If your parents knew what you kids really do here...

  Veronica Mars : And you're sure it was her?

  Walter : She came in with a guy. She's falling asleep on my magazine rack. He's trying to scrap together change to buy prophylactics. Then he's all mad because he can't use a credit card unless he spends fifteen dollars, so I sent him next door to the ATM. They came back later, he bought his raincoat, one less bastard child conceived by morons.

  [In a sing-song voice] 

  Walter : Everyone's haaaappyyy!

• Veronica Mars : [Hands store clerk a photo]  Do you remember this girl? Her name is Claire.

  Walter : Yeah, I saw her. So drunk she could barely stand. If your parents knew what you kids really do here...

  Veronica Mars : And you're sure it was her?

  Walter : She came in with a guy. She's falling asleep on my magazine rack. He's trying to scrape together change to buy prophylactics. Then he's all mad because he can't use a credit card unless he spends fifteen dollars, so I sent him next door to the ATM. They came back later, he bought his raincoat, one less bastard child conceived by morons.

  [In a sing-song voice] 

  Walter : Everyone's haaaappyyy!