- Donovan Grand Smith: But you know money isn't everything.
- Edwin Smith: We changed the family motto, Grandpa?
- Donovan Grand Smith: Aw, Max, it's too bad you didn't take me up on my offer thirty years ago when we were both dead broke. You wouldn't had to spend your life unclogging drains and fixing toilets while I traveled the world.
- Grandpa Max: You'd be surprised. Being a plumber CAN have it's moments.
- Ben Tennyson: Time for Ripjaws to take a dive.
- [Activates Omnitrix, and its flash of green light attracts Edwin's attention]
- Edwin Smith: [alarmed] What was that?
- Gwen Tennyson: [innocently] What was what?
- Grey Matter: [having become Grey Matter instead of Ripjaws] Oh, man. For once I was better off as ME.
- Donovan Grand Smith: I can't have an employee turned into fish food right before the opening. The press'll ruin me.
- Edwin Smith: He, what happened to your cousin?
- Gwen Tennyson: He, um, must've gone to the bathroom.
- Edwin Smith: Okay. Wait. There's no bathroom on this thing!
- Gwen Tennyson: Just drive!
- Donovan Grand Smith: Edwin doesn't know what he's talking about.
- Edwin Smith: How would YOU know? All you ever hear from me is what you wanna hear.
- Grandpa Max: Twenty-eight years on the job, I never found out who was behind the Bermuda Triangle, and now they're coming for us.
- Edwin Smith: Don't worry. We gotcha - Ben.
- Gwen Tennyson: That's... not... Ben.
- Edwin Smith: Yeah, right. Good aliens just showin' up to help us while your cousin always HAPPENS to be gone? How dumb do I look?