Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

U.S. History (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Daria Morgendorffer : You two will never graduate.

  Butt-head : Never masturbate?

  Daria Morgendorffer : GRADuate. As in, like finish school.

  Beavis : You mean, like, school ends?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah.

  Beavis : Cool.

• [Mr. Van Driessen asked Butt-head to give his history report] 

  Beavis : No! I wanna give my report first! Ok, my anal report... I mean, oral report, is on the time me and Butt-head had dinner and stuff.

  Mr. Van Driessen : What does that have to do with US history?

  Beavis : Shut up, I'm not done yet!

• [watching the video for 'Mockingbirds' by Grant Lee Buffalo] 

  Butt-head : Is this another video with big Muppets?

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah, here we go. Seems like they have these, like, Big Bird things in every video now.

  Butt-head : Yeah.

  Beavis : I was just thinking, y'know, um, you ever notice, um, Big Bird, he never poops.

  Butt-head : Yeah.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah. It's like, they should have him poop. Then it'd be more realistic.

  Butt-head : Then Big Bird could have a Big Turd.