- H.R. Pufnstuf: Hi, there! You were just marvelous in that last scene. Can I have your autograph?
- Witchiepoo: Don't butter me up you jolly green dum-dum!
- Witchiepoo: Do you realize you're attacking a woman?
- H.R. Pufnstuf: A woman? I never think of you as a woman, I think of you as a witch.
- Witchiepoo: That's my occupation! But underneath it all, I'm still a woman.