Dark Shadows (TV Series)

Episode #1.78 (1966)

Joel Crothers: Joe Haskell

Quotes 

• Sam Evans : You know, Joe, if all you think about is, uh, Carolyn, you'll, uh, you think very much about her, you'll get her out of Collinwood.

  Joe Haskell : Ah, but how? That's easier said than done.

  Sam Evans : Well, do you want to, uh, sit back and watch her grow old gracefully up in that mausoleum the way her mother has?

  Joe Haskell : No, certainly not.

  Sam Evans : Well, then you better do something about it. Otherwise, that's exactly what's gonna happen.

  Maggie Evans : You know, I think you ought to change your tactics, Joe. Try something new.

  Joe Haskell : Maybe what I should really try is a new girl. You wanna dance?

  Maggie Evans : Me?

  Joe Haskell : Well, not your father.

  Maggie Evans : I'd love to!

  Joe Haskell : Tonight, we'll forget all about the Collins family of Collinsport.

  Sam Evans : And I'll drink to that.