Super Troopers 2 (2018)

Steve Lemme: Mac

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• Paramedic : Get me 50 CCs of morphine, shaving cream and a razor.

  Rabbit : A razor for what?

  Paramedic : To remove the hair off your testicles. I have to stitch you up.

  Rabbit : Why would you need to stitch me up? It's like a paper cut. All we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys!

  Mac : Happy trails!

  Captain O'Hagan : Looks like the rook is getting his nuts shaved after all.

• Farva : Hold your bones. Rabbit's car. The dash cam! Look at this.

  Captain O'Hagan : Ooh, you clever little prick, you.

  Farva : Prick? I'm tired of these putdowns!

  Mac : It's a compliment, shithead.

  Farva : Fuck you, midget Burt Reynolds.

• Trooper Callaghan : Cap, you know how hard I worked on this thing? Big face, big mustache.

  Captain O'Hagan : I don't care how big your face is. Shave it!

  Farva : Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap! I'm good right? I got a tight mouth-muff.

  Captain O'Hagan : Talk about big faces.

  Mac : That's face-ism, Cap.

  Captain O'Hagan : Not regulation! Shave it!

• Captain O'Hagan : Is Farva near by?

  Mac : Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.

  Captain O'Hagan : Do me a favor, spackle his mouth shut.

• Farva : I don't need some nerd in a lab coat to tell me what this shit is.

  Thorny : Sometimes even I've gotta hand it to you, you weird son of a bitch.

  Mac : But why is it that you chew a pill yet you swallow M&M's whole?

  Farva : I'm a complicated guy, Mac.

  Mac : Okay. All right. See you boys in the Renaissance period.

• American Driver : What we thought you said was the key to life is a *penis* in your *asshole*.

  Mac : Sacre bleu, Non! You Americans think everyone want to fuck you! NO ONE want to fuck you! Merde!