- Woman on TV: Nausea again. That horrible clawing, pounding, aching...
- Beavis: [clutching stomach] Yeah, yeah me too.
- Woman on TV: It could be morning sickness, but what about these cravings? My god, I better not be pregnant! Get me some nachos!
- [later]
- Woman on TV: Oh, contractions, contractions! It's coming out! I can feel!
- Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, when people get pregnant, they have to be chicks, right?
- Woman on TV: [in labor] Uhh! Give me another epidural, you moron! Don't you tell me I only feel pressure, I feel pain! Pain, you little turds! Ahh!
- Beavis: [clutching stomach] Ah! Contraptions! Contraptions! Ah! It's coming out, I can feel it! AH!
- [runs to the bathroom]