Johnny Bravo (TV Series)

Endless Bummer/Jailbird Johnny/Bravo 13 (1999)

Tress MacNeille: Judge, Warden, Convict #2

Quotes 

• Judge : Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?

  Johnny Bravo : No, your honor. I'll be defending myself.

  [makes karate moves] 

  Johnny Bravo : Hoohahuh!

  Judge : Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?

  Johnny Bravo : Then, I'm hired!

  Judge : All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?

  Johnny Bravo : Like this -

  [in begging voice] 

  Johnny Bravo : Please, oh, plea-ease!

  Judge : [slams hammer]  I could hold you in contempt.

  Johnny Bravo : I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.

  Judge : Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?

  Johnny Bravo : I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.

  Judge : Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.

  Johnny Bravo : All right... wait, is that bad?

  Judge : Take this knuckle-walking neandertal out of here!

  Johnny Bravo : [being dragged away]  Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?