Made of Honor (2008) Poster

(2008)

Michelle Monaghan: Hannah

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  • [last lines] 

    Tom : Oh, Monica...

    Hannah : Oh, Bill...

  • Hannah : We won't be naming our child, Athol. Maybe when he's a teenager.

    Colin's Father : My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Athol.

    Aunt Minna : We're a long line of Athols.

  • Hannah : You've slept with half my floor.

    Tom : Well, half your floor was female.

  • Christie - Wife #6 : If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you!

    [she spanks Tom] 

    Tom : Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you.

    [Hannah kicks him] 

    Tom : Ow!

    Christie - Wife #6 : Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.

    Tom : Alright, sure

    [Tom's dad comes over] 

    Christie - Wife #6 : Oh, here he is!

    Thomas Bailey Sr. : She's just as drunk as the night we met.

    [Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself] 

    Tom : Oh got right on ahead.

    Thomas Bailey Sr. : [Slaps Tom]  You're a bad influence on her!

    Tom : Wha-? Me?

    [Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off] 

    Hannah : He knows that he can just date right?

    Tom : No, I don't think so.

    [They laugh] 

  • Tom : I have a theory.

    Hannah : Oh, Casanova has a theory.

  • [Tom spots a golden retriever] 

    Tom : [to the dog]  Hello there... And who would you be?

    [cuddling the dog] 

    Tom : I love you. Yes I do. I love you. You are so Beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face.. I love you, love you, love you.

    Hannah : You should try saying that to a human sometime.

  • Hannah : Are you hitting on me?

    Tom : No. I am going of your look.

    Hannah : My look?

    Tom : Yeah. Your doggy bowl look.

    Hannah : Are you calling me a dog?

    Tom : No. It's a theory I have.

    Hannah : Oh. Casanova has a theory.

    Tom : Yeah. When a girl is attracted to a guy, she has a look. Its her tell, like Poker. Its the same look a dog gets just before you put down the bowl.

    Hannah : You are offensive! And you're crazy!

  • Tom : I'm honest. I believe honesty is the best policy.

    Hannah : All right. You want me to be honest with you?

    Tom : Sure.

    [Hannah takes the rag off Tom's face] 

    Hannah : I'm majoring in fine art.

    Tom : Right.

    Hannah : I'm studying the golden proportions of the human face. And you're nose is bent and and it drips down at the bottom. A feature that is accentuated by the thinness of your upper lip. And your eyes, are too far apart, but they have to be to accommodate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you, that you have to validate yourself through insatiable-meaningless, ego sport-sex with insecure girls like my roommate. I would never have sex with someone...

    [throws the rag at Tom] 

    Hannah : like you.

    Tom : Wow. Wow! Hey, come here.

    [catches up with Hannah] 

    Tom : That was amazing.

    Hannah : What was?

    Tom : The honesty. That was better than sex without the uh... without the crying.

    Hannah : Actually, it did feel pretty good.

    Tom : Yeah, no one's ever been that honest with me before.

    Hannah : It's called a friend.

    Tom : I'm Tom, by the way.

    Hannah : Hannah.

    Tom : Hannah. That's a palindrome.

    Hannah : Well, good night.

    Tom : Good night.

    [kisses Hannah's hand] 

    Hannah : Your hand's clammy.

    Tom : I can see through your nightgown.

  • Tom : Look, Hannah... I pride myself with being honest with everybody, but there's somebody I've been lying to for a very long time: Myself. Because, the truth is... it's scary. And 10 years ago, I got in bed with the wrong girl. She turned out to be the right one. I love you, Hannah. I always have. And I always will.

    Hannah : Thomas Bailey... you are the worst maid of honor of all time.

    [They kiss each other] 

  • Stephanie : Okay, we only have nine days before we leave for Scotland, so, we have to act quickly.

    Melissa : Exactly. I've been a MOH six times so I'll organize everything that needs to be done. Even though I'm not officially the MOH here.

    Tom : What is a MOH?

    Melissa : M-O-H.

    Stephanie : Oh, maid of honor. That's you.

    Tom : Oh, that's clever. Yeah.

    Hannah : [on the phone]  No, it's going great. Very smoothly.

    [cuts back to Tom and the bridesmaids] 

    Stephanie : So, we've got the bridal shower, the bachelorette, dress fittings, the kilt...

    Melissa : I'll do the kilts.

    Stephanie : Okay. Oh, good. Uh, shopping for Hannah's trousseau. That's gonna be fun.

    Tom : Trousseau? What is a trousseau?

    Melissa : It's lingerie.

    Tom : Oh.

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