Tony James
- Self
- (as Tony Uttley)
Jessica Loveitt
- Jessica
- (as Jessica Love)
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- Alternate versionsThe UK release was cut, the distributor chose to remove clearly unsimulated sexual activity (in this case oral genital contact and penetration) in order to obtain an 18 classification. An uncut R18 classification was available.
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Not sure about the title!
Perhaps Casting Grizzlies would have been more appropriate. I've never seen a duller porno in my life. Only one of the girls does anal (really blandly), the rest is plain-old straight sex. Meat, potatoes and English gravy. No spice!
I only watched it to see fake reality-TV show BB reject Lea Walker do her porn thing. She's not really much to look at but I thought it would be worth it to see her get nasty. How massively WRONG I was! It starts off with Lea getting interviewed as usual and it seems that she has not had one part of her body, from head to toe, left un-surgically altered. I have no beef with plastic/cosmetic surgery at all, but when a person leaves looking less human then when they went in, I can't help but get freaked out. It wouldn't be so bad if the major slicing and stitching didn't leave her with such a numb, frozen face that prohibited exhibition of any kind of emotion or personality.
The sex that she gets involved in is mind-numbingly boring. She shows as much enthusiasm for shagging as a cow going to the slaughter-house. And the crap she comes out with? Don't get me started! 'Oh yeah, that's good. Yes. A-ha. Mmm-hmm. Yeah! Yeah!'
Pathetic! Not only is it totally phony, but it's like she's only ever seen one porno in her life and thought it would be okay to do 'stock porn dialogue'. My god! You've never seen porn worse than this!
I only watched it to see fake reality-TV show BB reject Lea Walker do her porn thing. She's not really much to look at but I thought it would be worth it to see her get nasty. How massively WRONG I was! It starts off with Lea getting interviewed as usual and it seems that she has not had one part of her body, from head to toe, left un-surgically altered. I have no beef with plastic/cosmetic surgery at all, but when a person leaves looking less human then when they went in, I can't help but get freaked out. It wouldn't be so bad if the major slicing and stitching didn't leave her with such a numb, frozen face that prohibited exhibition of any kind of emotion or personality.
The sex that she gets involved in is mind-numbingly boring. She shows as much enthusiasm for shagging as a cow going to the slaughter-house. And the crap she comes out with? Don't get me started! 'Oh yeah, that's good. Yes. A-ha. Mmm-hmm. Yeah! Yeah!'
Pathetic! Not only is it totally phony, but it's like she's only ever seen one porno in her life and thought it would be okay to do 'stock porn dialogue'. My god! You've never seen porn worse than this!
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- CuriosityKilledShawn
- Sep 29, 2006
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