Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : Hey you guys, you like dancing and hanging round with rockstars, right?

  Keith Richards : Sure.

  Wendy McKay : Yeah.

  Byron Togler : Wow.

  Andy Richter : Excelent. What are you doing tomorrow night between eight and eleven?

  Keith Richards : Nothing.

  Wendy McKay , Byron Togler : I'm free.

  Andy Richter : You wanna help me move my grandma into her new assistant living facility? Afterwards we can go dancing and look for Rockstars. If there's time. There probably won't be.

• Andy Richter : [narrating]  Maybe I could learn to see Byron and my grandma's relationship the way they do, as something beautiful and giving. Rather than an unholy mix of old flesh and Byron.

• Andy Richter : Okay Byron, my grandma has a right to be happy, so I give you my blessing. Just... don't get her pregnant, I don't need another mom.

• Mr. Pickering : Grandmothers should not be fornicating.

  Andy Richter : Exactly.

  Mr. Pickering : The ancient pharaohs had it right. When they died, their wives were buried alive with them. The perfect answer for, 'You never take me anywhere.'