House M.D. (TV Series)

Fools for Love (2006)

Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson

Quotes 

• Dr. James Wilson : [after House acts rude towards him and Wendy]  Why so rude?

  Dr. Gregory House : You sprinted through three bad marriages, into an affair with a dying patient, now a naughty nurse? How many more failed relationships are we both going to have to deal with before you learn to love yourself? And I mean that in a literal way.

  Dr. James Wilson : It's amazing how you can not only know it's a relationship, but that it's a bad relationship based on nothing but nothing.

  Dr. Gregory House : I know you.

  Dr. James Wilson : I'm not with her. Not even trying.

  Dr. Gregory House : You're lying to me. That's interesting.

  Dr. James Wilson : Well, as long as it's interesting.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson after Jeremy refuses the treatment]  Great job. Why don't you just shoot him in the head?

  Dr. James Wilson : Hold on, that gives me an idea. You know what could save this couple? Lots of misdirected sarcasm.

  Dr. Gregory House : They're dead. Yelling at you might prevent you from screwing up like this...

  Dr. James Wilson : I didn't screw up! I did my job.

  Dr. Gregory House : Your job was to get the biopsy.

  Dr. James Wilson : No, it was to present the patient with his options.

  Dr. Gregory House : Two options: biopsy or no biopsy. He chose a third: no treatment. How do you even do that?

  Dr. James Wilson : Remember when you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories about my love life? Those were such good times.

• Dr. James Wilson : Your real fear is me having a good relationship.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts.