Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Rollo Larson : [In the Gab n' Grab Singles Bar]  Hey, Cal, Pops. Hey, you fellas out cruisin' for chicks or are you two together?

  Fred G. Sanford : Both. Y'see, Rollo, Cal needs a girlfriend, so Cal is on the prowl for some fowl.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Unfolding a piece of paper Cal accidentally dropped, begins reading it aloud]  "To Katie: Roses are red / violets are purple / you're as sweet as maple surple / When we're together my hearts all a'quiver / I love you more than onions and liver / You have made my heart start tickin' / I love you more than the Colonel's chicken." No doubt about who wrote that!

• Fred G. Sanford : I like you. And besides, it's better to watch TV with someone else. And they got some TV on tonight.

  Cal Pettie : Oh, yeah? What's on?

  Fred G. Sanford : A couple of blockbusters. Two blockbusters. The first one is "Gidget Fidgets with a Midget in the Mud." And the co-feature is "Godzilla Eats the Ayotollah."

  Cal Pettie : I wouldn't want to miss that.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Sitting down to watch TV together]  Hey, I'll go get you a pie.

  Cal Pettie : No, no, uh-uh. That's the old Cal. This is the new Cal, who is low-cal.