- Dr. Neil Roberts: Julie! My god! Are you alright? Is there an earthquake I didn't feel?
- Julie: No. Help me. I was just trying to rearrange some furniture. I got some very helpful tips from HGTV.
- Dr. Neil Roberts: Oh great. They suggested that you try to move a built-in?
- Julie: I didn't know it was a built-in.
- Dr. Neil Roberts: It's not anymore.
- Seth Cohen: I was being sarcastic.
- Summer Roberts: Oh I don't do sarcasm any more, I'm post-ironic.
- Seth Cohen: You mean, earnest?