Small Fire: Lil' D

Quotes 

• Philly Phil : But we don't have that kind of money.

  Lil' D : One of us does. As a matter of fact, one of us has every kind of money.

  [Everyone turns to Edward, who is wearing top hat and tails] 

  Edward Phillip James Lawrence III : What's everyone looking at? What? I'm just gussied up for the big Monopoly tournament.

• Edward Phillip James Lawrence III : My dad did give me this note for an emergency. He said to open it whenever me and my friends wanted to ask him for money.

  Lil' D : Open it! Open it!

  Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos : I bet it's a million dollar bill.

  Philly Phil : I bet it's a Swiss bank account number.

  Lil' D : What's it say?

  Edward Phillip James Lawrence III : [Reads note]  "No!"

• Sunny Bridges : Over there is the haberdashery, where I learned my style.

  Lil' D : Me, I'm homeschooled on the subject. I have a PhD: pants, hats and dungarees.

• Tamika Jones : Are you sure Sonny lives out here, or did you confuse him with a bear?

  Lil' D : Not unless it was a bear driving a Jaguar.

  [a bear drives by on a sports car] 

  Lil' D : That was a Lamborghini.

• Lil' D : How did you ever get your father to borrow the big screen TV?

  Edward Phillip James Lawrence III : He didn't. This is the dog's TV.

  Lil' D : Woof! Won't he miss it?

  Edward Phillip James Lawrence III : Uh-uh. He's out on his yacht today.

  Lil' D : Wow, you are rich.