Dirt (TV Series)

You Don't Know Jack (2007)

Alexandra Breckenridge: Willa McPherson

Quotes 

• Willa McPherson : [into the phone]  Is that what you think? That you can just shit all over me and this magazine? This is 'Dirt Now'. We've outsold every other weekly two weeks running, and we're about to make it a third. So, you listen to me you insignificant piece of shit! You're giving me this story because if you don't, 'Dirt Now' will have a camera up your client's ass every second of every day. If she so much as blinks at another contestant, we're going to run that she's screwing him! Every pit stain, every ounce of cellulite, every photograph that makes her look semi-retarded, will be splashed, full-color, in the pages of our magazine, and that's off the top of my head. Wait until I give it some real thought. You've got 20 minutes to get her contestant-nailing ass over here before I make her a pin-up girl for every S.T.D. known to man, and then some!