Family Guy (TV Series)

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey (2007)

Roy Scheider: Roy Scheider

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : What's that?

  Stewie Griffin : Well, since I couldn't help you learn to use the toilet, I found something that can. It's an instructional video on toilet training.

  Roy Scheider : Hi, I'm Roy Scheider. And today, we're going to learn to use the potty. Folks, say hi to my pal Hungry Hank. How's it going, Hank?

  Hank the Toilet : I'm hungry for your poo. Don't make me starve.

  Roy Scheider : [with a hearty laugh, he undoes his pants and prepares to sit down]  Remember, it's all about relaxing and letting your body do what it does naturally.

  Brian Griffin : [he and Stewie scream in disgust]  What the hell? What the hell?

  Roy Scheider : Now, here's Susan St. James to powder my ass.