Family Guy (TV Series)

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey (2007)

Danny Smith: Sunflower, Guy with Laptop #1, Doctor

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Don't mind me, you guys. I'm just writing a letter to my boyfriend. "Dear, my boyfriend, thank you for making out with me recently on purpose. That was cool. Those flowers that you totally sent me were really pretty, just like you said I am. Love, Meg."

  Chris Griffin : Meg, you are so full of crap. You're like those people who sit in Starbucks and publicly write on their laptops.

  [cut to a Starbucks] 

  Guy with Laptop #1 : Hey, getting some writing done there, buddy?

  Guy with Laptop #2 : Yeah, setting up in public so everybody can watch me type my big screenplay.

  Guy with Laptop #1 : Me, too. All real writers need to be seen writing, otherwise, what's the point, right?

  Guy with Laptop #2 : You should totally write that down.

  Guy with Laptop #1 : Okay. Will you watch me?

• Peter Griffin : I can't believe Lois would cheat on me.

  Glenn Quagmire : Look, Peter, I know this is a very difficult time for you, but I... I want you to know I'm... I'm here for you if you need anything.

  Peter Griffin : Aw, Quagmire, I know your heart's in the right place, but I need to sort this out for myself. I haven't misjudged someone this bad since my last physical.

  [cut to him at the doctor's office] 

  Doctor : [appearing from behind him and removing a latex glove]  All right. The doctor will be in in a few minutes.