Family Guy (TV Series)

Airport '07 (2007)

Hugh Hefner: Hugh Hefner

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• Quagmire : I don't deserve to be a pilot. I've let everybody down.

  Hugh M. Hefner : Did you do the best you could?

  Quagmire : Well, I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.

  Hugh M. Hefner : You know, that reminds me of what one young man once said: John Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived. He said, 'You know, I've got a 13-inch penis, and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I have ever seen.'

  Quagmire : John Holmes said that?

  Hugh M. Hefner : You bet he did, right before he died a very painful AIDS-related death from having unprotected sex with so many people.