Family Guy (TV Series)

Airport '07 (2007)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Passenger #2, Survivor's Wife, Marlee Matlin, Sandy, Black Actress

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Chris, what happened to the couch?

  Chris Griffin : Dad dragged it out on the lawn, 'cause he said that's what rednecks do.

  Peter Griffin : [on the couch outside]  Hey, Meg, come here. Have a seat.

  [as she does, he yawns and puts his arm around her] 

  Meg Griffin : Dad, what are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : Meg, I'm a redneck, which means I am about to do something to you that you will not remember until you're 40.

  [she runs away screaming] 

  Peter Griffin : Meg, come back here! I meant sex!

• Lois Griffin : Peter, wh-what the hell are you doing with a pick-up truck?

  Brian Griffin : Wait. Let me guess. This is because of the redneck comedy festival, isn't it?

  Peter Griffin : [Southern accent]  Oh, that dog o' mine!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you can't suddenly decide to be a redneck just because of some show.

  Peter Griffin : Some show? Lois, those men showed me the way to an identity I've been searching for my whole life. I am gonna do everything a redneck is supposed to do.

  Stewie Griffin : Ugh! This is gonna be more painful to watch than when he ate half a Fudgesicle in one bite.

  Peter Griffin : [cut to him in the kitchen]  Oh, boy! A Fudgesicle!

  [taking a bite, he shudders and screams from the brain freeze, and then his head explodes]