Family Guy (TV Series)

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007)

Keir Gilchrist: Kyle

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Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.

  John Herbert : Oh, uh, sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.

  Chris Griffin : Cancel? But you love this paper.

  John Herbert : Listen, I think you're a real nice guy, but I've just decided to go with another paper.

  [another paperboy rides up] 

  John Herbert : Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.

  Kyle : Here's your paper.

  [to Chris] 

  Kyle : What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd.

  John Herbert : Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?

  Kyle : Shut up, old man.

  John Herbert : [watching him ride away]  Mmm. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.

• Peter Griffin : Hey, there. Kyle? Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father.

  Kyle : [mocking tone of voice]  "Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father."

  Peter Griffin : Now, that's not very nice. I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I-I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.

  Kyle : [still mocking]  "What you did the other day was wrong."

  Peter Griffin : You're not making this easy, Kyle.

  Kyle : "You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin. I'm a big, fat, dumb butt-face."

  Peter Griffin : Shut up, Kyle.

  Kyle : "I'm Peter Griffin. I'm a dorky, fat numbnuts."

  Peter Griffin : Kyle, I said shut up.

  Kyle : You're a poop-nose.

  [Peter proceeds to beat him up; sneaking out of the house, he returns home and sits down on the couch next to Brian] 

  Brian Griffin : Hey, Peter.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, what's going on?

  Brian Griffin : Is something wrong?

  Peter Griffin : [nervously calm]  No, no, no, no, no, no, e-everything's... everything's cool right now. Might be some problems later, but, uh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

  Lois Griffin : [answering the ringing phone]  Hello? Peter did what?

  Peter Griffin : Well, I'd best be getting to work.

  Brian Griffin : It's nighttime.

  Peter Griffin : Boy, you said it. All right, take it easy.