How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Single Stamina (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Older Ted : In the winter of 2006, Marshall, Lily, Robin and I were all deep in couple hibernation mode. Sadly, this left Uncle Barney out in the cold.

  Barney : [Entering the apartment]  Okay. All-night rave, abandoned tire factory in Newark. We're on the list. Who's in?

  Ted : Nope.

  Robin Scherbatsky : No.

  Barney : [Another time]  Private jet. Teeterboro Airport, skinny-skydiving. Who's in?

  Ted : Nope.

  Lily , Robin Scherbatsky , Marshall Eriksen : No, thanks.

  Barney : [And again]  One beer. Bar, downstairs, 15 second walk. Who's in?

  Marshall Eriksen : Shh... Lily went sleepy-bye.

• Marshall Eriksen : Last time James was in town, Barney got slapped once, lucky twice, and... whose penthouse hot tub did you end up in?

  James : Ah, public figure, confidentiality agreement. But I will say this: way more back hair than any guy who can afford laser hair removal should have.