How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Single Stamina (2006)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Quotes
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Ted : Barney and his brother aren't exactly alike.
Lily : James is gay.
Robin Scherbatsky : Really?
[to Barney]
Robin Scherbatsky : Never in a million years would I picture you with a gay brother; that's awesome!
Ted : Yeah, we just wanted you to have a heads-up so you don't act all surprised when he gets here.
[Barney's black brother enters the apartment]
Robin Scherbatsky : [sarcastic] Thanks for the heads-up.
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Robin Scherbatsky : How come it never came up that Barney has a gay black brother?
Ted : Is he black? I guess I'm the kind of person that focuses on what's inside a person rather than the color of their skin. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
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Barney : OK, here's my thing - if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like... now everyone gets manicures.
Ted : Yeah... I don't get manicures.
Barney : OK, then, like, how... like getting your chest waxed.
Lily : [gasping] Oh! You get your chest waxed?
Barney : [annoyed] You know what I mean!
[back on topic]
Barney : Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out.
[in despair]
Barney : Think of how the American family will be strengthened!
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Ted : Can't two straight guys go into a gay bar and enjoy some techno and conversation without being hit on?
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Older Ted : In the winter of 2006, Marshall, Lily, Robin and I were all deep in couple hibernation mode. Sadly, this left Uncle Barney out in the cold.
Barney : [Entering the apartment] Okay. All-night rave, abandoned tire factory in Newark. We're on the list. Who's in?
Ted : Nope.
Robin Scherbatsky : No.
Barney : [Another time] Private jet. Teeterboro Airport, skinny-skydiving. Who's in?
Ted : Nope.
Lily , Robin Scherbatsky , Marshall Eriksen : No, thanks.
Barney : [And again] One beer. Bar, downstairs, 15 second walk. Who's in?
Marshall Eriksen : Shh... Lily went sleepy-bye.