Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Bad Guys (2007)

Michael Shanks: Dr. Daniel Jackson

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• Vala Mal Doran : There's a 70 percent chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection and a 50 percent chance that the bomb will just go off.

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : That's 120 percent.

  Vala Mal Doran : Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole *and* it blows up.

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : [over radio]  Jackson, did you catch any of that?

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : [over radio]  Yeah, 100 percent chance we should have brought someone that knows what they're doing.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : We're stuck.

  Vala Mal Doran : No we're not. Well, when we fail to make the scheduled check in, General Landry will dial in, at which point we'll ask him to send a naquadah generator and a laptop with a dialing program and that's that!

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : We knew that! I thought that when I said that we're stuck, that you would know that I meant "until then."

  Vala Mal Doran : Well, then you should say what you mean.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : I don't think you want me to start doing that.

  Vala Mal Doran : I don't think you want to start thinking what I think.

• [two female hostages start pulling each other's hair and shrieking at each other] 

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : [shouting]  What the hell are you doing? Stop it!

  Hesellven : She started it.

  Sylvana : [shouting]  I think you started it when you kissed Heron!

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Shut up! Shut up! You're hostages. This is like a-a life-and-death situation here. Start acting like it.

  Sylvana : Oh, please. You're not rebels. We're not deaf, you know. Everyone in this room knows it.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : That doesn't matter. You're hostages. We're your - we're your captors. We're heavily armed. There's a - there's rules. There's a whole school of etiquette to this.

  [she glares at him] 

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Don't eyeball me.

• Teal'c : Should we not wait until Colonel Carter returns from Washington?

  Major General Hank Landry : She's still there briefing the President on the scenario that played out in the alternate reality where the Stargate was made public.

  Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Well that's taking longer than it was supposed to.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : It could be a good way to examine what might happen here.

  Major General Hank Landry : Sounds like President Hayes is having a hard time just getting past the fact that he wasn't President.