South Park (TV Series)

Go God Go XII (2006)

April Stewart: Woman in Commercial, Liane Cartman

Quotes 

• [Cartman is returned to 2006, where he paces around the store again] 

  Cartman : [beamed into his body and checks again]  I'm back. Wow! I'm back!

  Liane Cartman : There you are, Eric.

  Cartman : Mom! Mom, they did it!

  Liane Cartman : Eric, you have to come home. You can't just wait here for that game to come out.

  Cartman : [happy, for once]  No, I know. You're right, Mom. I need to learn to be patient. I think I can wait three weeks for the Nintendo Wii to come out.

  Liane Cartman : But, honey, it's only September.

  [she points to the window] 

  Liane Cartman : That... Nintendo Wii doesn't come out for two months.

  Cartman : [shocked]  What? No!

  [runs up to the window and sees that his mom is right] 

  Cartman : [shouts]  Nooo!

  [turns around and moves away from the storefront] 

  Cartman : [shouts to the sky]  You sent me back too far! Hey! Do it over!

  Liane Cartman : [puzzled]  Who are you talking to, muffin?

  Cartman : I can't wait two months!

  [runs back to the doors] 

  Cartman : I can't! There has to be a way around this!

  Clerk : [appears with the phone]  Hey, kid, somebody's on the phone for ya.

  Cartman : [goes in the store to answer it]  Hello?

  Future Cartman : [voice from a screwed up future]  Hello? Hello? I know what you're thinking! Do not do it! You just need to be patient and wait the two months! Do you hear me?

  Cartman : [angry]  Oh, suck my balls, Kyle!

  [he hangs up the phone and leaves the store]