Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Cutting School (2007)
Tichina Arnold: Rochelle
Quotes
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Rochelle : [to the mother of a young adult male] You shouldn't be embarrassed that your boy only has a fifth grade reading level, you should be embarrassed that he's 27! He should be reading "War and Peace", not "Horton Hears a Who!"
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Narrator : The only problem with my mother helping out at a book fair was that she didn't read books and she wasn't fair!
Rochelle : [sees a young girl reading "Hollywood Wives"] Girl, does your mother know you're over here reading grown up books? Gimme that!
[Rochelle grabs the book and gives the girl a copy of "Flowers in the Attic"]
Rochelle : Flowers in the Attic. Now that sounds nice. Read that. You done lost your Jackie Collins mind and don't cut your eyes at me either.
[Rochelle leaves and approaches a young black boy coloring]
Rochelle : Boy, don't you know you're too big for a coloring book? White kids your age are building sculptures by now and you're over here trying to stay inside the lines. Come on, Picasso!
[Rochelle places a chisel and brick on the table]
Rochelle : Get to chipping! Come on. Chip, chip, chip. Chip, chip, chip.
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[Rochelle approaches Drew's table]
Rochelle : Hey, baby! How's it going?
[three girls standing at the table giggle]
Drew : Mom!
Rochelle : Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't mean to call you "baby".
[the girls giggle again]
Drew : Mom!
Rochelle : Well... honey, I...
Drew : Mom, seriously!
Rochelle : [to the girls] What're you all laughing at with your hoop earrings on? Let's see if your mothers giggling when you're bringing home babies.
[the girls leave and Rochelle snickers mockingly]
Rochelle : Who's laughing now, huh? It ain't funny no more, is it?
[an adult appears at the table]
Rochelle : Come over here, girl; and buy some lemonade. It's good. My baby made it.
