Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Cutting School (2007)

Sonya Eddy: DMV Clerk

Quotes 

• DMV Clerk : Can I help you?

  Julius : Yes, you can help me. I'm here to renew my license.

  [the DMV clerks puts on her glasses and examines Julius' license] 

  DMV Clerk : This license is expired.

  Julius : No, it's not. It expires today.

  DMV Clerk : It expired today at 10:00 AM. It is almost two o'clock.

  Julius : Yeah, but I've been standing in line since 7:45 A.M.

  DMV Clerk : Are you one of those people who likes to wait until the last minute to pay?

  Julius : [annoyed]  No, I'm one of those people who likes to wait until the last four hours and 15 minutes to pay!

  DMV Clerk : Would you like a dime so you can call someone who cares?

  Narrator : I can't believe he didn't take the dime!

  Julius : Please... can't I just give you my money and go?

  DMV Clerk : Yeah... after you take your written test.

  [the DMV clerk gives Julius a written test] 

  Julius : I've been driving for over 20 years; I know the rules of the road!

  [the clerks points Julius to the testing area] 

  Narrator : My father knew the rules of the road. But they were his rules.

  [Julius is shown driving recklessly through a construction zone] 

  Narrator : In a construction zone, you speed up.

  [we see pedestrians are walking their bikes over the crosswalk, they run out of the way as a car plows through wrecking their bikes] 

  Narrator : If pedestrians are entering the crosswalk, speed up.

  [Julius smashes through the gate of a railroad crossing beating the train in the process] 

  Narrator : At a railroad crossing, you really speed up.