Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves (2007)

Adam Rose: Max

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• Veronica : Sir Cheats-a-Lot. How's business?

  Max : It's like no one here wants to do his own work. I've actually brought in employees.

  Veronica : Question. Does your team provide study guides for ethics exams?

  Max : Every day. Yeah, the irony has kind of faded over time.

• Veronica : So we're straight, this girl you love: you don't know where she lives, who she's marrying, or, if I understand correctly, her name.

  Max : I know her first name.

  Veronica : A triumph.

• Max : Have a seat.

  Veronica : No, thanks. It's easier to be nosy if I can mill about.

• Veronica : The glass-is-half-full version: Chelsea's not getting married.

  Max : Are you serious?

  Veronica : Yeah. The half-empty version is... she's a hooker.