- Mike: "Rent-a-Prince" - live happily ever after or your money back. Some princes may actually be toads.
- Daisy Duck: Phone call for a Duchess!
- [Jasmine, Ariel and Sleeping Beauty raise their hands, then Duchess from "The Aristocats" walks in and takes the call]
- Duchess: Darlings, she said Duchess, not Princesses.
- Minnie Mouse: [singing] Who's the guy that you and I just love to adore?
- Daisy Duck: [singing] Who's got looks and brains and brawn and talent galore?
- Clarabelle Cow: [singing] And every time he takes a bow they're screaming for more?
- Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, Clarabelle Cow: [singing] Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
- Daisy Duck: Oh, brother, who wrote these lyrics?
- Clarabelle Cow: I'll give you three guesses.