- [Jigen shoots Mr. X, who was disguised as Lupin]
- Mr. X: Damn it! How did you know I wasn't the real Lupin?
- Daisuke Jigen: 'Cause the real Lupin would never say something all sappy and noble like "Kill me if you're my friend." He'd be squealing for his life like a little girl.
- [after watching a film showing Lupin and his group defeating their nemesis from the first episode]
- Arsène Lupin III: Bravo! I laughed, I cried, I got my Christmas cards done! Hey, let's get to work on the sequel. That is the reason we're both here, isn't it? To write the next and, hopefully, final chapter in the epic struggle of Lupin versus... Mr. X?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: So, who is this maniac?
- Arsène Lupin III: You asking me? No idea.
- Daisuke Jigen: Right. Come on, Lupin, don't play dumb. You took this gig 'cause you knew who was behind it from the get-go.
- Arsène Lupin III: Mmm, could be.
- Daisuke Jigen: Uh-huh. So, to recap here: Just the three of us against an impregnable, computerized death machine controlled by some crazy guy who, for the moment, we'll just call... Hey, wait a minute. Do you think it could be... ?
- [Lupin chuckles]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Except there's just one thing about that, it's not possible.
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah, well, more things than heaven and earth, Horatio. Anyway, we'll find out as soon as we break in there.
- Daisuke Jigen: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great plan. We break into the place. Don't know why I didn't think of that.
- Arsène Lupin III: This from a man who just came from dining on curry fit only for the immortals. We're blessed. It'll be a piece of cake.
- [Jigen laughs]
- Daisuke Jigen: [after Zenigata is hit by a missile] Man, talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Was that Lupin?
- Prime Minister Kasim: Yes, but please, saving the princess must be the paramount concern.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Don't worry, Kasim. I'll capture everyone, including whoever took the princess. It's killing two birds with one stone, except they'll be jailbirds now!
- [the princess flips over Lupin for touching her breast]
- Daisuke Jigen: Whoa! I think she's tougher than Mr. X.
- Mr. X: How did you figure out I was a fake?
- Daisuke Jigen: The real Lupin would never say something like, "Have mercy and let me die by my buddy's gun." He would shamelessly cry out, "Help me! Spare my life!"
- Arsène Lupin III: Did you really have to say that?
- Arsène Lupin III: [imitating Mr. X] And our long story comes to a happy ending!
- [He cackles]
- Daisuke Jigen: [drawing his gun, thinking Mr. X tricked him into killing Lupin] Bastard!
- Arsène Lupin III: Kidding! Kidding! Just messin' with ya!
- Daisuke Jigen: What the...? Where did my hand go?
- Arsène Lupin III: [panicked] Your hand?
- [Jigen's hand emerges from its sleeve]
- Daisuke Jigen: [relieved] Had me worried there.
- Arsène Lupin III: [angrily punching Jigen] Jigen, don't you ever do that to me again!
- Daisuke Jigen: Sorry, man.
- Daisuke Jigen: Whoa! It's gone! My hand is missing!
- Arsène Lupin III: What?
- [Jigen's hand emerges from its sleeve]
- Daisuke Jigen: Ah. That scared me.
- Arsène Lupin III: You idiot! You scared me! Choose the right time and place!
- Daisuke Jigen: I'm so sorry.