- "Spacetons" theme singers: [singing a theme similar to "The Jetsons"] Meet those Spacetons.
- Kermit: [shouts] Stop that singing!
- "Spacetons" theme singers: [singing] Stop that singing.
- Piggy: Kermit, fix it!
- "Spacetons" theme singers: [singing] Kermit, fix it.
- Kermit: Sheesh.
- Piggy: Oh, brother!
- "Spacetons" theme singers: [singing] Sheesh, oh brother.
- Piggy: [shouts] Quiet!
- Kermit: [shouts] Shut up!
- "Spacetons" theme singers: [singing] Quiet, shut up.
- Piggy: I hate this song.
- Skeeter: [after Scooter crashes into her] Billions and billions of brothers in the world and I get the one who can't drive.
- Piggy: [sighs heavily after encountering both Kermit Skyhopper and Indiana Frog] I don't know who's writing this, but give him a big bonus!