- Little John: Her, we liked.
- Robin Hood: Her, we loved. Her, I loved. I loved her, and I never told her.
- Much: Well, she knew.
- [the Sheriff, disguised, prepares to murder those who oppose him]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: [in disguise] Do you wish to give evidence against the Sheriff?
- [an arrow, fired by Robin, pins the Sheriff's sleeve to the table]
- Robin Hood: A clue: no.
- Much: John, I think we're going to die.
- Little John: A good day...
- Much: What?
- Little John: A good day... to die.
- Much: What?
- Little John: [Shrugs] It's a saying.
- Much: Take aim.
- Much: I *hate* sayings.
- [first lines]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: You're getting slack, my friend. Would it have been easier for me, hm, if you'd led me by the hand to your hidey-hole? A clue: No.
- Guy of Gisborne: What do you mean the King is not coming?
- Sheriff of Nottingham: He's in the Holy Land. I've arranged an imposter. Think about it: is there a king who's spent God knows how long fighting in the Holy Land going to stop of in Nottingham for a chat? A clue: no.