Pineapple Express (2008)
Bill Hader: Private Miller
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Quotes
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Scientist : Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller : Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.
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Private Miller : Why are we underground, sir?
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Private Miller : Dude, what happened to your eye?
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Private Miller : [2 men in full bodied suits come to take him away] Hell-ooo. Bleep blorp bleep... can you guys understand me?
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General Bratt : When did it start?
Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in.
Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.
Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?
Private Miller : [giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band]
Scientist : [losing patience] Okay, Private Miller?
General Bratt : Is this normal?
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General Bratt : Private we need you to be serious.
Private Miller : I'm serious.
[Points]
Private Miller : Your dick
[points]
Private Miller : my mouth
[mimes obscenely]
Private Miller : .
General Bratt : That's inappropriate.
Private Miller : Fuck you.
General Bratt : I've seen enough. Shut it down, bury the hatch, sell the land and dispose of him.
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[First lines]
General Bratt : When did it start?
Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in
Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.
Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?
[Private Miller giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band]
Scientist : [losing patience] Okay, Private Miller?
General Bratt : Is this normal?