Pineapple Express (2008)

Jonathan Spencer: Scientist

Quotes 

• Scientist : Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

  Private Miller : Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

• General Bratt : When did it start?

  Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in.

  Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

  Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

  Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

  Private Miller : [giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band] 

  Scientist : [losing patience]  Okay, Private Miller?

  General Bratt : Is this normal?

• [First lines] 

  General Bratt : When did it start?

  Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in

  Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

  Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

  Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

  [Private Miller giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band] 

  Scientist : [losing patience]  Okay, Private Miller?

  General Bratt : Is this normal?